Ranch wives are perfect, we have it all together. 

We never buy enough food to feed an entire apocalyptic army

Our grocery cart (only 1 remember) is manageable and easily pushed. All of the items are placed neatly in a category like order.

I mean, we only live 5 minutes from the store, right? Therefore we can always run back and forth to grab some extra milk if we run out while baking brownies. And our children and husbands aren't so famished at meal time that you have to make double portions of the recipe, they've just been sitting around reading or playing video games all day.

No hard work here.